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With just that one word Fleabag Season 2became an honest-to-goodness cross-Atlantic hit. Turns out all we were really looking for in our television boyfriends was a kind, charming man who sees us and listens!

Now that the holidays are upon us we've got a gift guide for the Fleabagfan in your life. We're talking about the hopeful, sardonic, complicated individual who can't stop discussing Phoebe Waller-Bridge, and is in a love affair with a Hot Priest — or, you know, just wants to be in 2020. Goals!

Below, eight presents for Fleabaglovers that aren'tan adorable guinea pig. Remember: Don't give people pets they didn't ask for, no matter how cute said animals are.

1. Fleabag: The Scripturesbook

This one is easy: Due to the show becoming a phenomenon this year, naturally there is a tie-in book. And it's a damn good one — the complete filming scripts for Season 1 and 2, complete with stage directions and Waller-Bridge's commentary on her creative process and the making of the series.

Plus, there's juicy tidbits about the casting of Andrew Scott and Olivia Colman. Maybe stage a reading? I don't know your life!

Price: $21.08

2. Black jumpsuit

If you watch Fleabag, approximately 10 seconds after first seeing Phoebe rocking this sleek, sexy, instantly iconic jumpsuit at an extremely tense family dinner you had just one thought: "Surely this would improve my life?" Find out for sure with this surprisingly affordable one-piece! The outfit is perfect for any occasion, from drinking G&Ts to a church fair. OK, maybe not the church fair.

Price:$50.00

3. Fleabag and Claire painting picture

An iconic Fleabag moment is Godmother's portrait of Fleabag and Claire — with Fleabag turned around, of course. Cherish the beautiful awkwardness with some art for your own home, courtesy of artist #PopART Delight on Redbubble. The gorgeous multicolor image of the sisters can be placed on all kinds of household items, from stickers to pillows. But I'm partial to the poster. A great conversation starter!

Price:$25.43

4. Red lipstick

Officially, Waller-Bridge's lipstick on the show is custom. But intrepid reporters figured outthat it's based on MAC's "Dare You" shade, a buildable deep red with blue undertones that is flattering on a whole host of skin tones.

Price:$18.50

5. Hot Priest shower curtain

I'm just as surprised this shower curtain featuring Andrew Scott exists as you are. This isn't even the only Hot Priest shower curtain I found on the internet!! But this one is my favorite because of the solid black background. It's simple. A statement piece. It can go with lots of different bathroom designs!

Price:$57.14

6. Fleabagclock

What time is it? Time to watch FleabagSeason 2 again!

This clock featuring an art illustration of Fleabag and the Hot Priest (in The Perfect Sweatshirt That Showcases His Neck) is a great addition to any home because whileyouknow it's Fleabag-related, and I know it's Fleabag-related, friends or concerned co-workers who come over will not say to you, "Wow this sure is a lot of Fleabagstuff in your house!" It's subtle. Unlike my Mamma Mia clock, which is very obvious but I love very much.Price:$37.62

7. Greenhook Ginsmiths Gin & Tonic 4pk

Marks & Spencer stores noticed a spike in sales of canned G&Ts after Fleabag and the Priest shared a few in Season 2 this past spring. If you aren't in the UK, make do with just about any canned G&T like these from Greenhook Ginsmiths. Don't tell Pam!

Price: $21.96 each

8. Fleabag magnets

The perfect accessory for your fridge, these quirky custom magnets feature Claire's terrible pencil-esque haircut as well as the infamous naked statue. You can buy the magnets individually, making them a great gift to hand out to your entire friend group. Sorry to whomever gets stuck with Claire's terrible husband, Martin!

Price:$3.50 each

update 12/13/2019:

9. Fleabag holiday sweater

How could we not include this sweater? Money from every purchase will be donated to Save the Children,and it's modeled by icon Kristin Scott Thomas. Psst: The back of the sweater is just as cute.

Price:£39.99